王尔德幽默语录

1、《生命之书》始于一座花园里的一男一女……它最后以《启示录》告终。The Book of Life begins with a man and a woman in a garden…It ends with Revelations.

王尔德幽默语录

2、*糟糕的艺术家总是在相互欣赏作品。Bad artists always admire each other's work.

3、我有一个重大发现——如果摄入足量酒精，就会产生各种陶醉的效果。I have made an important discovery…that alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, produces all the effects of intoxication.

4、我喜欢演戏。与人生相比，演戏更真实。I love acting. It is so much more real than life.

5、请别开枪打死那个钢琴师，他已经尽力了。Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best.

6、*人生是一件愚蠢的事情；相反，爱则是两个傻瓜之间的事。Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.

7、在任何一个有读过历史的人眼中，公民抗命是人类原始的美德。人类历史是通过公民抗命才能取得进展的，要不是经由公民抗命，就得经过军事起义了。Disobedience, in the eyes of any one who has read history, is man's original virtue. It is through disobedience that progrehas been made, through disobedience and through rebellion.

8、*来自敌人的困难可以忍，来自朋友的成功则绝不可忍。It is very easy to endure the difficulties of one's enemies. It is the successes of one's friends that are hard to bear.

9、结婚这件事，所有女人的看法都一致，所有男人的看法都不同。 Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree.

10、上帝知道，我无论如何都不会跑去当牛津大学教授的。我将会是一个诗人，一个作家，剧作家。我会不知怎么的就一举成名了，如果不是名动四方，那就是臭名远播。又或者我会把毕生都用来享乐，然后，谁知道呢，可能只是停下来休息，什么也不做。柏拉图说过当人生走到尽头时最崇高的，莫过于坐下来，沉思世间事物。也许这也将会是我最后的结局。God knows; I won't be an Oxford don anyhow. I'll be a poet, a writer, a dramatist. Somehow or other I'll be famous, and if not famous, I'll be notorious. Or perhaps I'll lead the life of pleasure for a time and then—who knows?—rest and do nothing. What does Plato say is the highest end that man can attain here below? To sit down and contemplate the good. Perhaps that will be the end of me too.

11、*所有人类的重大问题都有一个共同点：只有用幽默和疯狂去解决。It is characteristic of all deep human problems that they are not to be approached without some humor and some bewilderment.

12、诗人能挺过一切劫难，除了印刷错误。A poet can survive everything but a misprint.

13、*一切艺术皆无道德可言。 All art is immoral.

14、我想，上帝在创造人类时高估了他的能力。I think that God, in creating Man, somewhat overestimated his ability.

15、我简直太聪明了，有时连我自己都不知道自己在说什么。I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I’m saying.

16、心是用来碎的。The heart was made to be broken.

17、男女之间不可能存在友谊，有的只是爱恨情仇。Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship.

18、演出相当成功，对观众则是一场灾难。The play was a great success, but the audience was a disaster.

19、到底什么是时装潮流？从艺术的角度来看，它通常是一种丑陋形式的表达，以至于人们忍无可忍地每六个月便要把它修改一下。

20、爱情之不可理解比起死亡之神秘更甚。The mystery of love is greater than the mystery of death.

21、生活事关紧要，怎能不戏谈。Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about it.

22、*世界上只有两种悲剧，一种是没有得到你想要的，另一种是得到了。In this world there are only two tragedies. One is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.

23、不够真诚是危险的，太真诚则绝对是致命的。A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.

24、报纸和文学的区别是，报纸没法读，而文学则没人读。The difference between journalism and literature is that journalism is unreadable and literature is not read.

25、女人代表着物质战胜了理智，正如男人代表着理智战胜了道德。Women represent the triumph of matter over mind, just as men represent the triumph of mind over morals.

26、一个人在选择他的敌人时不能太仔细了。A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.

27、悬念是可怕的。我希望它一直延续下去。This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

28、圣人和罪人的唯一区别是，每一个圣人都有过去，而每一个罪人都有未来。The only difference between saints and sinners is that every saint has a past while every sinner has a future.

29、当我年轻时，我以为金钱是人生中最重要的东西。现在我老了，我知道这是真的。When I was young I used to think that money was the most important thing in life. Now that I am old, I know it is.

30、要避免争论，争论总是俗不可耐，而且常常令人信服。Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.

31、*愚昧是最大的罪恶。There is no sin except stupidity.

32、我整个早上都在校对自己的一首诗，去掉了一个逗号。下午我又把它加了上去。I was working on the proof of one of my poems all morning, and took out a comma. In the afternoon I put it back again.

33、当天神想要惩罚我们，他们就答应我们的祈祷。When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers.

34、*这是一件很悲哀的事情，现在很少有无用的`信息。It is a very sad thing that nowadays there is so little useleinformation.

35、*漂亮话都是最美好的，比丑陋好。It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly.

36、所有糟糕的诗歌都源于真情实感。All bad poetry springs from genuine feeling.

37、*一个人决对不要相信说出自己真实年龄的女人。如果她把年龄都说出来了，她还有什么不会说的。One should never trust a woman who tells her real age. If she tells that, she'll tell anything.

38、失去一个父母可以看成是一种不幸；失去双亲看上去就像是一种粗心了。To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness.

39、*民主就是指人民用人民的棒槌打击人民。Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.

40、*假如一个人听到差劲的音乐，他有义务用谈话把它压下去。If one hears bad music it is one's duty to drown it by one's conversation.

41、*乐观的基础完全是恐惧。The basis of optimism is sheer terror.

42、每当人们赞同我时，我总希望自己一定是错了。Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

43、所有女人都会变得像她们的母亲一样，这是女人的悲剧。但没有男人变得像他们的父亲，这是男人的悲剧。All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his.

44、摆脱诱-惑的唯一方法是屈服于它。The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.

45、凡人创造历史，伟人书写。Anybody can make history. Only a great man can write it.

46、年轻人想要有信仰，但他们却没有；老年人不想要信仰，但却办不到。Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot.

47、该死，先生，结婚是你的职责，你不能总是逍遥快活。Dammit sir, it's your duty to get married. You can't be always living for pleasure.

48、我能抗拒一切，除了诱-惑。 I can resist everything except temptation.

49、当面扎刀的是真朋友。True friends stab you in the front.

50、女人因为男人的缺点而爱男人；如果男人的缺点足够多，女人什么事都可以原谅他们，哪怕是他们的智力。Women love men for their defects; if men have enough of them women will forgive them everything, even their gigantic intellects.

51、只要一个女人看上去比她自己的女儿小十岁，她就一定会心满意足。As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.

52、*无知就像是一朵精致的花：一碰它就消失了。Ignorance is like a delicate flower: touch it and the bloom is gone.

53、我喜欢对一堵墙说话，世界上只有它不会反驳我。I like talking to a brick wall, it's the only thing in the world that never contradicts me.

54、恭维话从来没有让女人缴械，但可以让男人缴械。这就是性别差异。Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the se-xes.

55、当美国的好人死了，他们就去巴黎。当美国的坏蛋死了，他们就去美国。When good Americans die they go to Paris. When bad Americans die they go to America.

56、老年人相信每一件事物；中年人猜疑每一件事物；青年人什么都懂。

57、我们都生活在阴沟里，但仍有人仰望星空。We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.

58、艺术是世间唯一需要认真看待的事，艺术家却是社会上唯一拒绝认真的人。Art is the only serious thing in the world. And the artist is the only person who is never serious.

59、女人在世上的日子要比男人好过得多。她们有太多禁忌。Women have a much better time than men in this world. There are far more things forbidden to them.

60、*争论者损失的仅仅是智力。It is only the intellectually lost who ever argue.

61、真朋友才会当面中伤你。A true friend stabs you in the front.

62、我喜欢政治晚会，这是唯一人们不谈政治的地方。I adore political parties. They are the only place left to us where people don't talk politics.

63、男人因厌倦而结婚，女人因好奇而结婚，双方都会失望。 Men marry because they are tired, women becausethey are curious; both are disappointed.

64、没有乌托邦的世界地图是不值一瞥的。 A map of the world which does not include Utopia is not worth even glancing at.

65、所有糟糕的艺术品都是出于好意。

66、科学是死去的宗教记录。Science is the record of dead religions.

67、原谅你的敌人；没什么能比这样更让他们生气。Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

68、梦想家只能在月光下找到自己的路，他的惩罚是第一个看见黎明。A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world.

69、所谓经验，乃是人们为其错误贴上的标签。Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.

70、什么是离婚的主要原因？结婚。 What is the chief cause of divorce?Marriage.

71、在考试里，愚昧的人总提问一些会令睿智的人答不上的问题。 In examinations the foolish ask questions that the wise cannot answer.

72、我还没有年轻到什么都懂的地步。I am not young enough to know everything.

73、所谓道德或不道德的书是不存在的。书只分为写得好、写得差，仅此而已。There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written. That is all.

74、良心和怯懦其实是一回事。 Conscience and cowardice are really the same things.

75、*美国是一个不经-文明阶段就从野蛮走向颓废的国家。

76、不要给女人忠告；决不要给女人任何她晚上不能穿戴的东西。Don't give a woman advice; one should never give a woman anything she can't wear in the evening.

77、*宗教的真理即幸存之观念。Truth, in the matters of religion, is simply the opinion that has survived.

78、教育事业是值得钦佩的，但请注意：并没有什么值得知道的事是能够被传授的。Education is an admirable thing. But it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.

79、对于忠告，你所能做的，就是把它奉送给别人，忠告从来就不是给自己准备的。The only thing to do with good advice is to pait on. It is never of any use to oneself.

80、公众极其宽容，他们可以宽容一切，天才除外。The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius.

81、*音乐让人感觉如此浪漫，至少它总是让人发神经，现在浪漫和发神经都是一回事。Music makes one feel so romantic，at least it always gets on one's nerves, which is the same thing nowadays.

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