春节对媳妇说的话

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春节对媳妇说的话

因为你是我媳妇儿，该奖励时，就奖励奖励，辛苦好几天就像听我一句好听的，你都没有，多可怜埃

春节对媳妇说的话

因为你是我媳妇儿，就算你再喜欢平淡的生活，您一年到头儿怎么也得浪漫一两回，让你也感受一次激动的感觉埃

因为你是我媳妇儿，我就不会跟别的女的乱跑，你也就别整天疑神疑鬼的瞎想了。

因为你是我媳妇儿，你做饭再难吃，我也得吃完了，把盘子都舔干净了再说，媳妇，这菜太难吃了。

因为你是我媳妇儿，你乐意给我织围巾织手套，别跟你说别那么麻烦了，你乐意，我明白么?

因为你是我媳妇儿，你就是喜欢让身边所有的人都知道，我是你爷们，去哪都必须拉着你的手，高调表态你骄傲。

因为你是我媳妇儿，拉着你是我的义务，抱着你是我的权利，吻你是我的福利，爱你是我一生不变的承诺。

因为你是我媳妇儿，我要是喜欢上别的妞儿，我告诉你一声，让你高调退出，不会给你玩那个不忍心伤害的垃圾话，这样更恶心。

因为你是我媳妇儿，你的姐们我也必须同样爱戴，她们要是联合起来说我坏话，后果我想想吧。

因为你是我媳妇儿，没事咱也逛逛公园，游游小湖，谈谈70年代的恋爱。

因为你是我媳妇儿，你会注意我的衣服，但偶尔也让我把那压箱底的衣服拿出来晒晒吧，其实给你惊喜的感觉让我特别开心。

因为你是我媳妇儿，我丫有事就跟你说，别给你整那不想让我担心的鸟理论，你是跟我过一辈子的人，什么事不得跟我经历埃

因为你是我媳妇儿，记住，媳妇可以有的是，但妈只有一个，难以选择时，记得这条，即使你难受死，你也愿意我遵循这条。

因为你是我媳妇儿，你说的永远是对的，即使你说那骆驼是马，我也要说对，你喜欢看我百分百相信你的样子。

因为你是我媳妇儿，你愿意为我生一个特漂亮的闺女，然后和闺女一起争我的宠爱。

因为你是我媳妇儿，我笨是应该的，要不怎么衬托出你，所以不许笑话我。

因为你是我媳妇儿，所以我永远永远都不许嫌你胖，否则你真更不敢结婚怀孕了。

因为你是我媳妇儿，没得干时就想想今天该怎么夸媳妇儿，别老用那一个词儿。

因为你是我媳妇儿，你是我媳妇明白么?咱俩得好好过，用句我妈的话说就是“要么就趁早断，要么就真心老实儿处”咱既然不打算断，咱就好好老实

处，等到觉得其实结婚应该也没那么可怕的时候，你下个命令，咱也去民政局约个会，然后我丫再把民政局炸了，免得我哪天一犯病非想要小绿本儿。

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非常经典有深度的电影英文台词

1.一个人总要走陌生的路，看陌生的风景，听陌生的歌，然后在某个不经意的瞬间，你会发现，原本是费尽心机想要忘记的事情真的就那么忘记了。

One is always on a strange road, watching strange scenery and listening to strange music. Then one day, you will find that the things you try hard to forget are already gone.

2.幸福，不是长生不老，不是大鱼大肉，不是权倾朝野。幸福是每一个微小的生活愿望达成。当你想吃的时候有得吃，想被爱的时候有人来爱你。

Happiness is not about being immortal nor having food or rights in one's hand. It’s about having each tiny wish come true, or having something to eat when you are hungry or having someone's love when you need love.

3.爱情是灯，友情是影子，当灯灭了，你会发现你的周围都是影子。朋友，是在最后可以给你力量的人。

Love is a lamp, while friendship is the shadow. When the lamp is off,you will find the shadow everywhere. Friend is who can give you strength at last.

4.我爱你不是因为你是谁，而是我在你面前可以是谁。

I love you not for who you are, but for who I am before you.

5.爱情，要么让人成熟，要么让人堕落。

Love makes man grow up or sink down.

6.举得起放得下的叫举重，举得起放不下的叫负重。可惜，大多数人的爱情，都是负重的。

If you can hold something up and put it down, it is called weight-lifting; if you can hold something up but can never put it down,it's called burden-bearing. Pitifully, most of people are bearing heavy burdens when they are in love.

7.我们每个人都生活在各自的过去中，人们会用一分钟的时间去认识一个人，用一小时的时间去喜欢一个人，再用一天的时间去爱上一个人，到最后呢，却要用一辈子的时间去忘记一个人。

We all live in the past. We take a minute to know someone, one hour to like someone, and one day to love someone, but the whole life to forget someone.

8.一个人一生可以爱上很多的人，等你获得真正属于你的幸福之后，你就会明白一起的伤痛其实是一种财富，它让你学会更好地去把握和珍惜你爱的人。

One may fall in love with many people during the lifetime. When you finally get your own happiness, you will understand the previous sadness is kind of treasure, which makes you better to hold and cherish the people you love.

9.年轻的时候会想要谈很多次恋爱，但是随着年龄的增长，终于领悟到爱一个人，就算用一辈子的时间，还是会嫌不够。慢慢地去了解这个人，体谅这个人，直到爱上为止，是需要有非常宽大的胸襟才行。

When you are young, you may want several love experiences. But as time goes on, you will realize that if you really love someone, the whole life will not be enough. You need time to know, to forgive and to love. All this needs a very big mind.

10.当明天变成了今天成为了昨天，最后成为记忆里不www.oh100.com再重要的某一天，我们突然发现自己在不知不觉中已被时间推着向前走，这不是静止火车里，与相邻列车交错时，仿佛自己在前进的错觉，而是我们真实的在成长，在这件事里成了另一个自己。

When tomorrow turns in today, yesterday, and someday that no more important in your memory, we suddenly realize that we are pushed forward by time. This is not a train in still in which you may feel forward when another train goes by. It is the truth that we've all grown up. And we become different.

11.离开我就别安慰我，要知道每一次缝补也会遭遇穿刺的痛。

If you leave me, please don't comfort me because each sewing has to meet stinging pain.

12.曾经拥有的，不要忘记。不能得到的，更要珍惜。属于自己的，不要放弃。已经失去的，留作回忆。

Don’t forget the things you once you owned. Treasure the things youcan’t get. Don't give up the things that belong to you and keep those lost things in memory.

13.我喜欢并习惯了对变化的东西保持着距离，这样才会知道什么是最不会被时间抛弃的准则。比如爱一个人，充满变数，我于是后退一步，静静的看着，直到看见真诚的感情。

I love and am used to keeping a distance with those changed things.Only in this way can I know what will not be abandoned by time. For example, when you love someone, changes are all around. Then I step backward and watching it silently, then I see the true feelings.

14.男人的爱是俯视而生，而女人的爱是仰视而生。如果爱情像座山，那么男人越往上走可以俯视的女人就越多，而女人越往上走可以仰视的男人就越少。

Men love from overlooking while women love from looking up. If love is a mountain, then if men go up, more women they will see while women will see fewer men.

15.好的爱情是你通过一个人看到整个世界，坏的爱情是你为了一个人舍弃世界。

Good love makes you see the whole world from one person while bad love makes you abandon the whole world for one person.

16.在自己面前，应该一直留有一个地方，独自留在那里。然后去爱。不知道是什么，不知道是谁，不知道如何去爱，也不知道可以爱多久。只是等待一次爱情，也许永远都没有人。可是，这种等待，就是爱情本身。

We shall always save a place for ourselves, only for ourselves. And then begin to love. Have no idea of what it is, who he is, how to love or how long it will be. Just wait for one love. Maybe no one will come out, but this kind of waiting is the love itself.

17.有谁不曾为那暗恋而痛苦?我们总以为那份痴情很重，很重，是世上最重的重量。有一天，暮然回首，我们才发现，它一直都是很轻，很轻的。我们以为爱的很深，很深，来日岁月，会让你知道，它不过很浅，很浅。最深和最重的爱，必须和时日一起成长。

Is there anyone who hasn't suffered for the secret love? We always think that love is very heavy, heavy and could be the heaviest thing in the world. But one day, when you look back, you suddenly realize that it's always light, light. We all thought love was very deep, but in fact it's very thin. The deepest and heaviest love must grow up withthe time.

18.在这个世界上，只有真正快乐的男人，才能带给女人真正的快乐。

In this world, only those men who really feel happy can give women happiness

19.女人如果不性感，就要感性;如果没有感性，就要理性;如果没有理性，就要有自知之明;如果连这个都没有了，她只有不幸。

If a woman is not sexy, she needs emotion; if she is not emotional, she needs reason; if she is not reasonable, she has to know herself clearly. coz only she has is misfortune.

20.一段不被接受的爱情，需要的不是伤心，而是时间，一段可以用来遗忘的时间。一颗被深深伤了的心，需要的不是同情，而是理解。

An unacceptable love needs no sorrow but time- sometime for forgetting.A badly-hurt heart needs no sympathy but understanding.

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